A Turkey Burger Isn't a BURGER....

So while HungryHubby was talking about a local burger joint (there is 1 on every corner, no joke), I made a comment the other day while devouring a huge moutain of soft serve ice cream, "I only eat burgers like, 2x a year, so why not? Let's go get some local burger."

He says: Didn't you just have a burger last week?

Me: (Reactive, defensive, grossed-out face.) NO!

He says: Didn't we just go to Topz and you got a turkey burger?

Me: (Confused) What?

He says: Don't you always have a turkey burger at Topz every time we go, like almost once a week?

Me: (SHOCK CONFUSION DISBELIEF....pause...........

...slowly the world around me starts to fade out and my vision is unclear...i slowly lose consciousness and turkey burgers start flying over the sky whispering...you are retarded...you are retarded...)


Whatever, it doesn't count. Topz doesn't use microwaves.